There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument
(Source: runningfromfaggots)
Tracks
Bigger on the inside
In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.
(Source: oathkeeping)
(Source: overhumor)
HELL IS EMPTY AND ALL THE DEVILS ARE HERE
(Source: p0t4t03s)
you said youd always love me
WHY IS IT SURROUNDED BY SALT
HOW CAN YOU BE ON TUMBLR AND NOT KNOW ABOUT THE SALT
(Source: dirkstridersochinchin)
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
*last week
(Source: encourage)
KMART did it again.
![niknak79:
Teacher gets smashed by sledge hammer [Video]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e338ea3774954a996397524291e283c/tumblr_mn5jif673H1ql2603o1_400.gif)
Teacher gets smashed by sledge hammer [Video]
What the hell…
lmfao jared didnt even flinch
would you even flinch if jensen was about to touch you? ya, thats what i thought
(Source: thats-what-urls-do)
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Hakuna Matata, motherfucker!
